1 00:00:43,353 --> 00:00:44,421 No. 2 00:00:46,123 --> 00:00:47,173 Please. 3 00:00:51,228 --> 00:00:52,278 Bang! 4 00:01:06,743 --> 00:01:09,646 Nice shot, lover. What was that for? 5 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:14,117 This was due back last Thursday. 6 00:01:14,518 --> 00:01:16,153 And besides, he forgot to rewind. 7 00:01:24,594 --> 00:01:25,862 Gumshoe Video. 8 00:01:26,196 --> 00:01:29,166 If we don't have it, we'll hit the pavement looking for it. 9 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:38,742 Wow, this is amazing. 10 00:01:39,943 --> 00:01:42,112 I don't really know where to begin. 11 00:01:46,183 --> 00:01:48,151 I told myself I wouldn't cry. 12 00:01:48,452 --> 00:01:51,521 Um... no, seriously, I have so many people to thank... 13 00:01:51,621 --> 00:01:53,890 I would just like to start by saying... 14 00:01:53,924 --> 00:01:56,760 it's you guys that make this... 15 00:01:58,995 --> 00:02:03,700 Stop! 16 00:02:03,767 --> 00:02:04,901 Guys, can someone... 17 00:02:06,136 --> 00:02:09,072 Media Giant. 18 00:02:11,108 --> 00:02:12,309 It's horrible. 19 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:13,617 It's okay. 20 00:02:13,677 --> 00:02:17,481 I know I can't compete with these big guys, but as long as I have you guys... 21 00:02:17,581 --> 00:02:23,854 my small and loyal following of geeks and weirdoes, I know I'll be allright. 22 00:02:23,954 --> 00:02:25,989 Everyone, have some more beer! 23 00:02:26,156 --> 00:02:28,525 Oh, and stick around, because later on... 24 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:34,831 we are gonna have a special midnight screening of a 1949 classic She-Gorilla. 25 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,248 Yes! 26 00:02:36,900 --> 00:02:37,950 That's right. 27 00:02:40,804 --> 00:02:42,406 Yeah! 28 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:44,408 Allright. 29 00:03:10,767 --> 00:03:12,169 How was that, man? 30 00:03:12,402 --> 00:03:15,672 You're not supposed to show ads for two different video stores... 31 00:03:15,772 --> 00:03:17,941 during the same commercial break, allright? 32 00:03:18,041 --> 00:03:20,410 Who cares? When is the show again? 33 00:03:20,744 --> 00:03:23,046 Oh my god, 3:12 a.m. 34 00:03:23,146 --> 00:03:27,584 God damn thing. 35 00:03:28,652 --> 00:03:29,786 Those are your people. 36 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,888 - Who? Scottish people? - Hmm-hmm. 37 00:03:32,355 --> 00:03:33,557 No, no, no, the freaks. 38 00:03:33,657 --> 00:03:38,562 They're up all night, sniffing glue, watching competitive jump rope on ESPN for women. 39 00:03:38,628 --> 00:03:40,931 Those are the people keeping you in business. 40 00:03:40,964 --> 00:03:43,834 - Yeah, you know, you're right. - I know I'm right. 41 00:03:44,367 --> 00:03:47,671 All I'm saying is I love Neil as much as everyone. 42 00:03:48,004 --> 00:03:50,974 But it was basically a rip off of Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. 43 00:03:53,510 --> 00:03:55,746 - Well, it was. - Thanks, man. 44 00:03:58,215 --> 00:04:02,486 I would've done something more deconstructive, like videotape actual video tape. 45 00:04:02,619 --> 00:04:04,955 - The commercial was dynamite. - Great, thanks. 46 00:04:05,055 --> 00:04:07,624 And Denise was great. Where is she? 47 00:04:07,724 --> 00:04:12,763 I guess she didn't show it. She thinks this whole thing is a little stupid. 48 00:04:12,863 --> 00:04:14,064 - What? - Yeah. 49 00:04:15,399 --> 00:04:17,501 - You okay? - I'm allright. 50 00:04:19,336 --> 00:04:22,706 - Allright, see you guys, bye bye. - Allright, bye. 51 00:04:23,407 --> 00:04:25,008 Have fun tonight, allright? 52 00:04:25,509 --> 00:04:27,744 I cannot believe Denise didn't show. 53 00:04:34,251 --> 00:04:36,620 Hey, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding. 54 00:04:38,021 --> 00:04:40,724 - Great. - I'm just kidding. 55 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:55,505 Hey, man, come here. 56 00:04:56,606 --> 00:04:57,656 What's up? 57 00:04:59,376 --> 00:05:00,577 Hey, you see that girl? 58 00:05:01,244 --> 00:05:04,347 Um, can you spill water on her? 59 00:05:04,614 --> 00:05:06,783 Like on her tits? 60 00:05:07,150 --> 00:05:09,586 No, uh... in her lap. 61 00:05:10,754 --> 00:05:12,255 - Allright. - Allright. 62 00:05:12,589 --> 00:05:13,657 Wait. 63 00:05:17,728 --> 00:05:18,778 Allright. 64 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:20,530 Here. 65 00:05:21,031 --> 00:05:22,265 Don't insult me. 66 00:05:28,739 --> 00:05:31,808 Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. 67 00:05:31,908 --> 00:05:36,446 I'm so terribly sorry. I'm so horribly sorry. 68 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,049 - Awfully sorry. - You should be sorry. 69 00:05:39,149 --> 00:05:41,318 I'm sorry, I'm so very sorry. 70 00:05:45,422 --> 00:05:47,591 - Hey. - Hey. 71 00:05:49,359 --> 00:05:51,461 - Sorry, I'm late. - Never mind. 72 00:05:51,561 --> 00:05:54,598 Guess that's what happens when you turn into a big TV star. 73 00:05:56,233 --> 00:05:58,535 Oh, what happened with your dress? 74 00:05:58,635 --> 00:06:00,337 Oh, yeah, it's nothing. 75 00:06:01,037 --> 00:06:02,773 Again, I'm really sorry. 76 00:06:05,942 --> 00:06:09,880 Uh... Denise, do you think you're a little hard on that waiter before? 77 00:06:11,381 --> 00:06:16,953 Neil, what do you get out of hiring some goon to throw a pitcher of water in my face... 78 00:06:17,054 --> 00:06:19,022 - while you hide... - It's not a pitcher. 79 00:06:19,122 --> 00:06:20,957 While you were hiding in the bushes. 80 00:06:21,691 --> 00:06:26,863 You are not sitting in front of some movie, you are acting out some immature little game... 81 00:06:26,963 --> 00:06:30,267 if you want this to work, you'll have to grow up. 82 00:06:30,801 --> 00:06:33,003 Or we could just break up. 83 00:06:34,004 --> 00:06:35,054 What? 84 00:06:35,539 --> 00:06:38,875 Wait a minute, I came here to tell you to get your shit together... 85 00:06:38,975 --> 00:06:41,344 you can't turn this into breaking up with me. 86 00:06:41,378 --> 00:06:42,646 Here we are. 87 00:06:42,713 --> 00:06:44,181 I don't believe this. 88 00:06:44,614 --> 00:06:47,617 The next thing you're gonna say is, "It's not you, it's me". 89 00:06:47,718 --> 00:06:48,985 No, it's definitely you. 90 00:06:49,086 --> 00:06:54,725 See you're not enough like Katharine Ross in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. 91 00:06:55,759 --> 00:06:57,961 I don't know what that means. 92 00:06:58,261 --> 00:07:03,467 She was so supportive, she didn't make Paul Newman feel stupid. 93 00:07:03,767 --> 00:07:05,035 She went along with it. 94 00:07:05,202 --> 00:07:09,206 Well, you know what, Neil? You can't go long with someone who's going nowhere... 95 00:07:09,306 --> 00:07:13,209 someone who runs a shitty little video store that doesn't even make any money... 96 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:18,648 and spends his days hanging around a bunch of dorks talking about the Seventh Seal. 97 00:07:18,682 --> 00:07:20,484 No, hey, you liked the Seventh Seal. 98 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:22,886 I was faking it, you sucker. 99 00:07:24,688 --> 00:07:27,557 Oh, this is Burgman? 100 00:07:27,891 --> 00:07:33,196 The imagery is so powerful! What a genius! 101 00:07:33,296 --> 00:07:36,433 I'm so happy you made me watch this. 102 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:38,835 Hmm! 103 00:07:47,744 --> 00:07:50,814 I can't keep sponsoring Monday nights at the club, man. 104 00:07:50,914 --> 00:07:54,251 - Come on. -I'm sorry, I can't do it. 105 00:07:54,484 --> 00:07:56,987 I'm getting killed on Mondays, dude. 106 00:07:57,354 --> 00:07:59,489 Nobody comes out to see these local bands. 107 00:07:59,623 --> 00:08:01,158 These are shitty bands, man. 108 00:08:01,525 --> 00:08:05,562 Who the hell wants to watch a bunch of high school metalheads with names like... 109 00:08:05,662 --> 00:08:07,397 shit and bricks and Trojan whores. 110 00:08:07,497 --> 00:08:08,565 - Trojan whores? - Yeah. 111 00:08:08,665 --> 00:08:09,715 I like that. 112 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,602 I don't know. You gotta help me out, dude. 113 00:08:12,636 --> 00:08:15,572 You got help me out. I'm taking a bath on these live shows. 114 00:08:15,672 --> 00:08:18,542 I can't even afford new uniforms with a soccer ball team. 115 00:08:18,642 --> 00:08:21,411 The other teams are laughing at us. It's a total joke. 116 00:08:21,845 --> 00:08:23,613 - Shit. - I know. 117 00:08:25,649 --> 00:08:28,852 Oh, I love this, check out this entrance. 118 00:08:34,891 --> 00:08:36,793 What a sucker! 119 00:08:45,402 --> 00:08:49,139 You did a very good job yourself, you didn't need too much of my help. 120 00:08:49,272 --> 00:08:51,875 No, I don't mind. I'm in the video store right now. 121 00:08:54,277 --> 00:08:56,546 No, it's one of those little shitty ones. 122 00:08:58,648 --> 00:09:01,151 Yeah, and wouldn't that break your heart? 123 00:09:05,222 --> 00:09:07,691 What do you think about The City of Lost Children? 124 00:09:07,758 --> 00:09:11,928 Excellent film by the same guy who made Delicatessen. 125 00:09:12,629 --> 00:09:14,197 I'm on the phone, actually. 126 00:09:21,338 --> 00:09:22,939 What's Casino? 127 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:25,876 To be honest, I wouldn't recommend it. 128 00:09:25,942 --> 00:09:30,447 It's basically a poor man's good fellas bet in Vegas. 129 00:09:30,514 --> 00:09:34,151 Hang on, I'm, I'm... still on the phone. 130 00:09:44,561 --> 00:09:46,530 So which one should I rent? 131 00:09:56,339 --> 00:09:57,941 So which one do you recommend? 132 00:10:06,750 --> 00:10:08,351 All of a sudden, you're mute? 133 00:10:10,454 --> 00:10:15,525 Oh, oh... I take it you're talking to me now. 134 00:10:15,892 --> 00:10:17,594 Who else would I be talking to? 135 00:10:19,429 --> 00:10:22,766 It's for a friend who's at home sick, which one do you recommend? 136 00:10:22,866 --> 00:10:24,601 What's the matter with your friend? 137 00:10:24,701 --> 00:10:25,769 Why? 138 00:10:25,869 --> 00:10:30,173 If your friend's got stomach flu and he's running to the bathroom every five minutes... 139 00:10:30,273 --> 00:10:31,641 then I'd go for this one. 140 00:10:31,742 --> 00:10:34,544 But if your friend is in some kind of medication like... 141 00:10:34,644 --> 00:10:36,513 You know what, just surprise me. 142 00:10:36,613 --> 00:10:37,663 This one. 143 00:10:38,882 --> 00:10:41,752 Great, uh... so how does this work? 144 00:10:42,352 --> 00:10:43,420 What do you mean? 145 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,289 I've never been to one of these places. 146 00:10:46,523 --> 00:10:47,924 You never rented a movie? 147 00:10:48,024 --> 00:10:49,893 I've been to a movie, does that count? 148 00:10:50,227 --> 00:10:53,295 Okay, let's start you off with a membership. 149 00:10:53,296 --> 00:10:55,899 You know what, I knew it was some kind of racket. 150 00:10:56,066 --> 00:11:00,604 No, not really, you need to give me your driver's license and I'll give you a membership. 151 00:11:00,704 --> 00:11:02,372 I don't have a driver's license. 152 00:11:02,472 --> 00:11:04,508 - How do you get around? - I get around. 153 00:11:04,608 --> 00:11:09,413 Okay, well, I can't give you a membership until you give me a driver's license. 154 00:11:09,546 --> 00:11:12,082 Hmm, how about a cash deposit? 155 00:11:12,449 --> 00:11:13,650 I'll give you 20 bucks. 156 00:11:14,418 --> 00:11:16,887 - What? 20 bucks? - Yeah, 20 American Dollars. 157 00:11:18,955 --> 00:11:21,525 You know, these are all types you kind of hard to... 158 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:26,196 Allright, I'll give you 50 bucks and I don't want to hear anything more about it. 159 00:11:26,363 --> 00:11:27,864 Fifty it is. 160 00:11:28,331 --> 00:11:30,667 Lucky for you, I saw my pimp today. 161 00:11:31,134 --> 00:11:34,571 Oh, ah, Fletch, right? 162 00:11:35,605 --> 00:11:37,674 No, his name is Donald. 163 00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:43,113 Well, that's it. That's all I've got. 164 00:11:44,281 --> 00:11:47,283 Don't blow it all on cigarettes and toilet wine. 165 00:11:48,885 --> 00:11:51,021 - It'll be right here. - Allright. 166 00:11:51,154 --> 00:11:52,204 Great. 167 00:12:18,115 --> 00:12:22,786 It makes no sense that zombies eat, they are dead, they have no digestive system that works. 168 00:12:22,886 --> 00:12:26,789 But they need people's brains in order to continue to live in the undead world. 169 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,859 - Yes. - How come they never puke? 170 00:12:28,892 --> 00:12:30,894 Their insides are full of puke. 171 00:12:30,994 --> 00:12:33,864 I still don't understand why zombies have to eat people. 172 00:12:33,964 --> 00:12:36,133 Why don't they just go into restaurants? 173 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,402 - Absolutely. -It doesn't make sense. 174 00:12:38,502 --> 00:12:39,703 They need to eat brains. 175 00:12:39,803 --> 00:12:41,171 But they are already dead. 176 00:12:41,271 --> 00:12:45,909 I understand them killing people ripping them apart because they are angry that they are dead. 177 00:12:46,009 --> 00:12:47,059 Hi! 178 00:12:48,211 --> 00:12:49,713 - Hi. - Hi. 179 00:12:49,913 --> 00:12:51,181 You like the movie? 180 00:12:51,615 --> 00:12:53,850 Um... yeah. 181 00:12:54,184 --> 00:12:55,285 Cool. 182 00:12:57,287 --> 00:12:58,922 We made it half way through, huh? 183 00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:02,859 Um... yeah. 184 00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:06,029 - You want to see something cool? - Sure. 185 00:13:06,129 --> 00:13:09,132 Watch this. Hey, guys, guys, here! 186 00:13:12,335 --> 00:13:13,403 Hey. 187 00:13:16,673 --> 00:13:17,908 Okay, okay. 188 00:13:18,742 --> 00:13:22,713 She stopped it when Clancy is following the professor. 189 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:27,918 My love, don't embarrass the family. It's clearly, the race track scene. 190 00:13:28,218 --> 00:13:32,889 Please, she obviously stopped where the goons jump Clancy back at his apartment. 191 00:13:32,989 --> 00:13:34,039 Hmm. 192 00:13:34,124 --> 00:13:35,425 You're on crack. 193 00:13:36,159 --> 00:13:39,162 This movie is stopped at the scene in the night club. 194 00:13:39,596 --> 00:13:42,632 Just as Baxter... depending on the tracking... 195 00:13:42,966 --> 00:13:45,268 just when he confesses killing the Gypsy. 196 00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:46,786 That's crazy. 197 00:13:47,104 --> 00:13:49,940 Why would anyone stop at just when he's about to confess? 198 00:13:52,909 --> 00:13:54,177 You're right. 199 00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:59,015 Precisely, hey, she wouldn't.She would be dying to know who killed the Gypsy. 200 00:13:59,383 --> 00:14:01,718 Until I put it to you, ladies and gentleman... 201 00:14:01,818 --> 00:14:05,722 that she fell asleep before the Gypsy was murdered. 202 00:14:05,789 --> 00:14:08,592 And then she woke up in the nightclub scene... 203 00:14:08,692 --> 00:14:14,464 and then not being able to appreciate the ironic tragedy of Baxter having to murder... 204 00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:19,069 the only person who could got him out of the hook, she shut it off. 205 00:14:19,469 --> 00:14:21,371 I don't know, put it in. 206 00:14:22,139 --> 00:14:23,206 He seems a little... 207 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,809 Let's see. 208 00:14:29,246 --> 00:14:34,017 What's wrong with that? 209 00:14:35,852 --> 00:14:38,855 - Will you cut that music out! - Cut out the rest of the fuss! 210 00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:40,057 Why did you kill her? 211 00:14:49,599 --> 00:14:52,669 Cool... but scary. 212 00:14:53,003 --> 00:14:55,839 Listen, I'm still gonna have to charge you full price... 213 00:14:55,939 --> 00:14:58,542 even though you only watched half the movie, sorry. 214 00:15:00,911 --> 00:15:06,416 Uh... guys, did anyone take an envelope from underneath the register... 215 00:15:06,516 --> 00:15:10,620 written on it was nothing at all? 216 00:15:11,488 --> 00:15:14,157 You wrote the words, "nothing at all", on the envelope? 217 00:15:14,825 --> 00:15:16,927 I don't even understand the question. 218 00:15:17,027 --> 00:15:18,428 Yeah, I'm confused. 219 00:15:18,528 --> 00:15:19,663 - No? - No. 220 00:15:22,365 --> 00:15:26,169 Looks like I have mislaid your deposit. 221 00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:28,038 I'm sorry. 222 00:15:28,472 --> 00:15:32,843 This is where you offer me 50 dollars" worth of movie rental. 223 00:15:32,943 --> 00:15:34,177 It's a pretty good idea. 224 00:15:34,277 --> 00:15:38,048 You know what, no offence, but I don't think I'm really gonna use it. 225 00:15:40,016 --> 00:15:42,919 You get a lot of good movies for 50 dollars. 226 00:15:44,187 --> 00:15:46,790 Or you could just take me out to a 50-dollar dinner. 227 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:50,861 Oh. 228 00:15:50,961 --> 00:15:53,697 Well, I could just use the cash as well, just the cash. 229 00:15:53,797 --> 00:15:56,333 No, no, no. 230 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:57,534 That's a great idea. 231 00:15:57,734 --> 00:15:59,870 I can write it off as a business dinner. 232 00:16:01,571 --> 00:16:04,207 Uh... tonight? 233 00:16:04,608 --> 00:16:05,709 Sure. 234 00:16:05,809 --> 00:16:07,744 Do you know a place called Lightsides? 235 00:16:07,844 --> 00:16:09,079 - Hmm. - Allright. 236 00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:10,881 I'll see you there at eight. 237 00:16:11,181 --> 00:16:12,983 - Deal. - Cool. 238 00:16:16,086 --> 00:16:19,289 - Uh, Violet. - Oh, Neil. 239 00:16:35,072 --> 00:16:36,122 She asked me. 240 00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:40,143 Hey, when your done fucking the customers, want to play Trivia Pursuit with us? 241 00:16:40,243 --> 00:16:41,311 No, thank you. 242 00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:49,413 Hi. 243 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:59,356 - Ha-ha. - Well, well, well. 244 00:18:00,824 --> 00:18:05,362 Look who decide to finally show up for a date. 245 00:18:06,096 --> 00:18:10,233 Uh, I'm only three minutes late. 246 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:13,303 We're on a business trip. 247 00:18:14,438 --> 00:18:19,376 I gotta tell you though, it's a hell of a happy hour. 248 00:18:21,545 --> 00:18:25,682 They got the best goddamn peanuts in town. 249 00:18:25,782 --> 00:18:30,987 - What? - Peanuts, P-E-A-nuts. 250 00:18:31,088 --> 00:18:33,757 - Oh, allright. - Peanuts. 251 00:18:33,857 --> 00:18:35,659 I guess you've been here a while. 252 00:18:35,759 --> 00:18:37,594 Okay, enough with the chitchat. 253 00:18:38,795 --> 00:18:42,499 You gonna take me back to your place or what? 254 00:18:42,599 --> 00:18:47,771 Uh, you know my car is right outside, I can give you a ride, or maybe I can call you a cab? 255 00:18:48,405 --> 00:18:51,274 - What do you think? - You sure you don't wanna take me home? 256 00:18:51,374 --> 00:18:54,177 - Hmm... - Neil, look at me... 257 00:18:55,746 --> 00:18:58,448 - I'm wasted. - Yeah. 258 00:18:59,149 --> 00:19:02,219 I mean, like shooting a fish in a barrel. 259 00:19:06,923 --> 00:19:13,697 Uh, you know, Violet? I think you are very attractive. Really, you're very attractive. 260 00:19:14,064 --> 00:19:16,967 But come on, I mean, what kind of guy would I be if I... 261 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:20,570 take you home and take advantage of you. 262 00:19:20,771 --> 00:19:22,072 You know? 263 00:19:22,572 --> 00:19:27,077 - So... -You're such a nice guy, Neil. 264 00:19:27,177 --> 00:19:28,578 I'm gonna cry. 265 00:19:29,312 --> 00:19:32,916 It's just really refreshing to meet such a decent person these days. 266 00:19:33,016 --> 00:19:34,217 Vodka and soda. 267 00:19:36,219 --> 00:19:37,754 Um... 268 00:19:39,156 --> 00:19:40,690 I'll have the screwdriver. 269 00:19:42,592 --> 00:19:45,162 I thought there'll always be a market... 270 00:19:45,262 --> 00:19:48,565 a group of customers who needed something a little more personal... 271 00:19:48,665 --> 00:19:50,167 and a little more intimate? 272 00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:51,334 Sure. 273 00:19:51,435 --> 00:19:56,606 Plus, most of these big stores don't have more than a few Alt-movies, hardly any B movies... 274 00:19:56,706 --> 00:19:59,475 Sci-fi, Neway, forget about it. 275 00:19:59,476 --> 00:20:00,811 That's a bummer. 276 00:20:00,877 --> 00:20:01,945 I know. 277 00:20:02,045 --> 00:20:07,417 Plus, I find out there's gonna be another Media Giant store-opening at least a mile away. 278 00:20:07,851 --> 00:20:12,489 Did they send over a bunch of guys in suits with cash in their briefcases try to buy you out? 279 00:20:12,589 --> 00:20:17,160 No, I'm not really a threat, they don't need to buy me out. 280 00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:20,597 - Goons with crowbars? - Um, no. 281 00:20:20,697 --> 00:20:21,765 No? 282 00:20:21,865 --> 00:20:24,134 No goons so far. 283 00:20:24,735 --> 00:20:28,438 Um, I guess we've eaten almost 50 dollars' worth of food? 284 00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:29,713 - Allright. - Ah... 285 00:20:29,773 --> 00:20:32,809 Not so fast, big boy, you owe me a 50-dollar dinner. 286 00:20:34,578 --> 00:20:36,980 I put my own tally in... 287 00:20:37,381 --> 00:20:38,548 that'd be about... 288 00:20:42,486 --> 00:20:43,653 About 37 bucks. 289 00:20:44,621 --> 00:20:49,292 Um, I'll have a brownie Sundae and a cup of coffee and... 290 00:20:50,894 --> 00:20:53,063 right, a piece of key-lime pie. 291 00:20:56,366 --> 00:21:01,638 So, what are we gonna do about that big video store? 292 00:21:03,073 --> 00:21:09,813 I mean, I assumed that everybody would feel the same way that I felt, you know? 293 00:21:09,913 --> 00:21:12,349 But no, no, no, no. 294 00:21:12,449 --> 00:21:17,220 Most people just want to get in their cars, they want to drive to the local store and... 295 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,057 rent the latest disaster movie, you know? 296 00:21:21,024 --> 00:21:26,129 Well, there's not many people just wanna come in and have a leisurely stroll around... 297 00:21:26,229 --> 00:21:30,333 maybe talk about cool break, shoot the shit... No! 298 00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:32,102 Sis. 299 00:21:32,202 --> 00:21:37,607 Media Giant online, renting your favourite new releases as easy as watching. 300 00:21:43,146 --> 00:21:47,751 Um, which version of the lnvasion of the Body Snatchers would you recommend... 301 00:21:47,851 --> 00:21:51,988 the 1956 version, or the 1978 version? 302 00:21:53,857 --> 00:21:55,859 We're closing in a few minutes. 303 00:22:13,810 --> 00:22:16,246 Psst! Sh-ht! 304 00:22:16,346 --> 00:22:17,714 Come here! 305 00:22:20,884 --> 00:22:21,952 Hurry! 306 00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:33,230 Uh... so what's in your mind? 307 00:22:33,330 --> 00:22:38,101 After he leaves, we'll go out and switch the DVDs so that they are all in the wrong boxes. 308 00:22:38,735 --> 00:22:40,237 That could take all night. 309 00:22:40,337 --> 00:22:44,174 It'll only a take a second to throw a rock through the window, smart guy. 310 00:23:05,796 --> 00:23:09,066 Fancy, put something really dirty in here. 311 00:23:09,166 --> 00:23:10,233 Allright. 312 00:23:11,568 --> 00:23:12,636 Here you go. 313 00:23:18,809 --> 00:23:19,876 Here. 314 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:28,819 So we never really... got to talk about you so much... 315 00:23:28,919 --> 00:23:30,554 what is that you do? 316 00:23:30,654 --> 00:23:33,924 Hmm, I'm looking for something I like. 317 00:23:34,658 --> 00:23:36,960 Allright, what was your last job? 318 00:23:37,060 --> 00:23:38,929 Doing a little this, a little that. 319 00:23:39,029 --> 00:23:43,033 Uh-uh, and... what is it, you know, you want to do? 320 00:23:43,667 --> 00:23:48,105 I don't know, have you never noticed how small jobs get boring pretty quick? 321 00:23:48,572 --> 00:23:50,040 Yeah, yeah. 322 00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:54,211 I would totally hire you, you know, if you didn't fuck up my inventory. 323 00:24:00,016 --> 00:24:01,084 Could I have a disc? 324 00:24:02,652 --> 00:24:03,754 Shh! 325 00:24:13,864 --> 00:24:14,914 Good idea! 326 00:24:48,131 --> 00:24:50,400 Oh my god, I think I'm having a heart attack. 327 00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:52,669 My stomach. 328 00:24:53,737 --> 00:24:57,641 Silent alarm? I can afford a silent alarm, forget about it. 329 00:24:57,974 --> 00:24:59,709 Why did I eat all that dessert? 330 00:25:03,113 --> 00:25:04,247 That was fun. 331 00:25:04,648 --> 00:25:06,416 Yeah, it wasn't bad for a Tuesday. 332 00:25:07,017 --> 00:25:12,222 Um, so, if we can get back to the car, can I give you a lift? 333 00:25:12,622 --> 00:25:15,525 No, you go, I think we've got to split up for the night. 334 00:25:16,193 --> 00:25:18,995 Well, what are you gonna do? 335 00:25:19,096 --> 00:25:22,232 I'm just gonna lay low till the heat dies out, you know? 336 00:25:22,332 --> 00:25:24,868 What? Just gonna hang in the yard? 337 00:25:24,968 --> 00:25:28,638 I don't know, there's probably a Frisbee around here somewhere. 338 00:25:29,339 --> 00:25:30,407 I'll be fine. 339 00:25:30,507 --> 00:25:31,557 What are you doing? 340 00:25:32,509 --> 00:25:36,012 Look at that, whole new guy. 341 00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:42,018 Just remember, if they catch you, deny everything. 342 00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:43,169 Allright. 343 00:25:43,487 --> 00:25:47,357 Oh, Neil, you certainly give me a lot to think about. 344 00:25:48,291 --> 00:25:50,494 I'll never rent from that video store again. 345 00:25:50,594 --> 00:25:51,644 Tell me about it. 346 00:25:51,728 --> 00:25:55,665 Not just because they almost certainly have our picture behind the counter... 347 00:26:00,904 --> 00:26:03,740 - Allright, well... why? - Ah! 348 00:26:07,010 --> 00:26:08,211 Hey, Neal. 349 00:26:09,813 --> 00:26:13,283 Neal, psst, hey, you. 350 00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:16,569 Yeah? 351 00:26:16,953 --> 00:26:19,723 We forgot the goodnight kiss. 352 00:26:19,823 --> 00:26:22,859 I mean, you know, if you wanted the goodnight kiss. 353 00:26:24,127 --> 00:26:25,896 Yeah, sure. 354 00:26:26,596 --> 00:26:27,646 Um... 355 00:26:36,006 --> 00:26:37,074 Hello? 356 00:26:38,175 --> 00:26:39,276 Hello? 357 00:26:40,510 --> 00:26:41,645 Hello? 358 00:26:49,319 --> 00:26:52,355 Okay. I'll catch you later. 359 00:26:52,689 --> 00:26:53,757 Okay. 360 00:27:12,409 --> 00:27:15,779 Tell you what, man, that was the weirdest first date I'd ever had. 361 00:27:15,879 --> 00:27:18,849 Yeah, sounds to me like that chick's cookoo for coco puffs. 362 00:27:18,949 --> 00:27:22,986 I mean, did she have a tendency to mutter things loud to herself? 363 00:27:23,086 --> 00:27:24,388 No. 364 00:27:24,488 --> 00:27:26,490 Allright, then she's not schizophrenic. 365 00:27:26,790 --> 00:27:29,559 Did she have wild mood swings? 366 00:27:30,227 --> 00:27:34,498 No, she was pretty consistently out there. 367 00:27:34,564 --> 00:27:36,400 Allright, then she's not bipolar. 368 00:27:37,100 --> 00:27:39,669 Does she have an unusual tendency to count things? 369 00:27:40,504 --> 00:27:44,241 Um, well, she did get a bit obsessed about the bill. 370 00:27:44,274 --> 00:27:48,545 Yeah, but I mean, did she touch the bill a lot, touch a lot doorknobs, OCD style? 371 00:27:48,912 --> 00:27:50,013 No. 372 00:27:50,113 --> 00:27:52,749 Are we gonna play this game, or you just list off... 373 00:27:52,849 --> 00:27:56,219 every diagnosis just to show me how much you know about psychology? 374 00:27:56,319 --> 00:27:58,188 I'm pretty sure the girl isn't crazy? 375 00:27:59,022 --> 00:28:01,291 Yeah, okay. You're gonna go out with her again? 376 00:28:01,391 --> 00:28:06,096 I don't know, I don't have a number and I don't know where she lives. 377 00:28:06,630 --> 00:28:09,466 You gotta Google her ass. That's what you gotta do. 378 00:28:09,566 --> 00:28:11,701 - I don't know her last name. - Hello? 379 00:28:11,802 --> 00:28:14,971 - Oh, customer, I got it. - Allright, thanks, man. 380 00:28:15,305 --> 00:28:16,473 Sorry. 381 00:28:38,795 --> 00:28:39,996 - Hey. - Hey. 382 00:28:40,097 --> 00:28:42,866 I went inside to look for you, but you weren't there. 383 00:28:42,966 --> 00:28:45,168 The store was totally empty, it was creepy. 384 00:28:45,268 --> 00:28:48,038 I thought maybe you're having those promotional deals... 385 00:28:48,138 --> 00:28:51,308 like you are in a special post apocalyptic movies or something. 386 00:28:51,408 --> 00:28:53,343 Nah, I was just passing time. 387 00:28:53,410 --> 00:28:54,511 - Yeah? - Yeah. 388 00:28:58,081 --> 00:29:00,617 Nice. Hey, do you know how to "dunk slam" it? 389 00:29:00,717 --> 00:29:04,054 Yeah, I've been known to "dunk slam" in my day. 390 00:29:04,154 --> 00:29:06,123 Ah, nice steal. 391 00:29:06,757 --> 00:29:08,257 I want to learn how to do it. 392 00:29:08,258 --> 00:29:10,594 Okay, first of all, it's called a "slam dunk". 393 00:29:11,319 --> 00:29:12,369 Yeah? 394 00:29:12,429 --> 00:29:13,497 Wow! 395 00:29:14,631 --> 00:29:15,699 You hear that? 396 00:29:15,799 --> 00:29:20,370 You gotta take these things in baby steps, today, you'll learn that it's called a slam... 397 00:29:20,470 --> 00:29:21,520 Oh shit! 398 00:29:21,605 --> 00:29:24,441 - Dunk. -This one's for all the marvels... 399 00:29:24,541 --> 00:29:29,746 the world finals. Five, four, three, two, one! 400 00:29:30,781 --> 00:29:32,115 Yes! 401 00:29:32,482 --> 00:29:36,253 God's will! God's will! 402 00:29:39,156 --> 00:29:42,459 Well, the ball has to be in the air when the clock runs out... 403 00:29:42,559 --> 00:29:47,164 you count down the clock, and then you jump, so the game's over. 404 00:29:47,264 --> 00:29:51,768 I'm pretty sure it's the player, as long as the player's in the air when the time runs out. 405 00:29:51,868 --> 00:29:53,003 Uh, no, it's the ball. 406 00:29:53,036 --> 00:29:54,738 I'm pretty sure it's the player. 407 00:29:54,838 --> 00:29:56,239 It's the ball. 408 00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:59,142 Um, but you can comedown now if you want. 409 00:29:59,242 --> 00:30:01,845 No, you come up here. 410 00:30:02,412 --> 00:30:03,714 It's nice, you'll like it. 411 00:30:03,847 --> 00:30:05,449 Aren't your hands killing you? 412 00:30:06,016 --> 00:30:07,751 Yeah. 413 00:30:09,319 --> 00:30:10,487 Wanna go pool hopping? 414 00:30:10,587 --> 00:30:12,622 Uh, no. 415 00:30:22,966 --> 00:30:24,601 You carry binoculars? 416 00:30:24,868 --> 00:30:28,238 Oh, yeah, you'll be surprised how often these babies come in handy. 417 00:30:29,673 --> 00:30:33,209 People are doing all sorts of nasty things in privacy of their homes. 418 00:30:33,677 --> 00:30:36,313 Seems unfair we shouldn't get a peek at it, right? 419 00:30:39,516 --> 00:30:43,720 Looks like the manager is saying they still can't find anything missing. 420 00:30:44,421 --> 00:30:48,558 And the cop is saying maybe they are just some kids having some fun. 421 00:30:49,192 --> 00:30:53,163 And the manager's saying that from the security tape they don't look like kids. 422 00:30:53,263 --> 00:30:55,899 Although the female cooperator seems quite fetching. 423 00:30:55,999 --> 00:30:59,136 I suppose she could pass as a college student in a TV show. 424 00:31:00,604 --> 00:31:05,575 And the cop is like, "yeah, she was quite beautiful in a unique and fascinating way... 425 00:31:05,942 --> 00:31:09,212 almost like the sunrise on a misty morning". 426 00:31:09,513 --> 00:31:15,886 Is this how most people get caught coming back to the scene? 427 00:31:18,388 --> 00:31:21,525 I have an idea, let's go to my store and watch a movie. 428 00:31:21,625 --> 00:31:25,462 Oh, always with the movies... that's the difference between you and me... 429 00:31:25,562 --> 00:31:29,566 I like you, Neil, but clearly you sit around and you're content to just watch... 430 00:31:29,666 --> 00:31:31,701 and me, I have to be doing something. 431 00:31:32,335 --> 00:31:36,339 I'm perfectly aware right now what I'm doing is sitting around watching... 432 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,542 so don't bother pointing out the irony. 433 00:31:38,608 --> 00:31:39,658 Huh-huh. 434 00:31:40,744 --> 00:31:44,680 Don't get me wrong, last night was very very exciting... 435 00:31:44,681 --> 00:31:48,552 and I guess this is exciting too... 436 00:31:49,986 --> 00:31:54,491 and given that we're definitely gonna get busted sitting here, but... 437 00:31:56,526 --> 00:31:57,594 can we just go? 438 00:31:58,061 --> 00:32:00,263 Hmm, okay. 439 00:32:01,832 --> 00:32:03,266 So where did you grow up? 440 00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:07,437 Alaska, and Stockholm and Cape Town, but mostly Tasmania. 441 00:32:07,838 --> 00:32:11,875 - Wow, that sounds incredibly... - Exciting? 442 00:32:12,409 --> 00:32:14,010 I was just gonna say made up? 443 00:32:14,778 --> 00:32:16,446 So where did you go to school? 444 00:32:16,513 --> 00:32:18,281 A mystery school for young women. 445 00:32:20,450 --> 00:32:21,852 Hmm, that sounds hot. 446 00:32:21,918 --> 00:32:23,553 Oh, yeah. 447 00:32:24,121 --> 00:32:28,625 We all wore baby doll pyjamas and we had pillow fights every night. 448 00:32:29,493 --> 00:32:35,599 And when Ms. Stern caught us, She doused us all with baby oil. 449 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,050 Terrific. 450 00:32:39,469 --> 00:32:40,519 Terrific. 451 00:32:42,939 --> 00:32:44,741 - So do you live around here? - No. 452 00:32:45,942 --> 00:32:47,878 - Oh. - What? 453 00:32:49,713 --> 00:32:51,948 Did you think we're going back to my place? 454 00:32:51,982 --> 00:32:55,485 Slow down, Casanova. 455 00:32:55,786 --> 00:33:01,324 No, I was just hoping to get some confirmation that you actually live around here. 456 00:33:01,425 --> 00:33:05,796 I can't shake off the feeling that you're just blowing through the town like a carnival. 457 00:33:06,963 --> 00:33:11,468 Well, I can't give my address out to anybody, I'm sure you'll understand. 458 00:33:13,170 --> 00:33:14,271 Huh-huh. 459 00:33:15,372 --> 00:33:16,440 Well. 460 00:33:17,741 --> 00:33:20,043 I gotta go do some stuff. 461 00:33:20,277 --> 00:33:24,815 OK, well, thanks for stopping by maybe you'll stop by again. 462 00:33:24,881 --> 00:33:25,931 Nah. 463 00:33:29,519 --> 00:33:32,989 Actually, I'm ready to give you my phone number. 464 00:33:33,724 --> 00:33:34,825 Cool. 465 00:33:35,325 --> 00:33:38,028 I want you to be very careful with this number, Neil. 466 00:33:38,428 --> 00:33:42,132 Sure, I'll memorize the number And eat the paper, how does that sound? 467 00:33:42,232 --> 00:33:44,701 I wouldn't recommend it. It's scented note paper. 468 00:33:44,801 --> 00:33:47,370 You'd be better off flushing it down to the toilet. 469 00:33:47,471 --> 00:33:50,607 Okay, I wasn't actually gonna do that, but sure, I'll flush it. 470 00:33:50,707 --> 00:33:51,842 You are a sweet heart. 471 00:34:04,388 --> 00:34:07,824 Neil, what're you gonna do when this place goes tits up? 472 00:34:08,859 --> 00:34:12,062 I don't think it's gonna happen for a few years... 473 00:34:12,162 --> 00:34:17,567 not until people can get any movie they want to, directly in a TV set... 474 00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:18,735 and I'm dead meat. 475 00:34:18,835 --> 00:34:20,337 You should go back to school. 476 00:34:20,570 --> 00:34:23,974 I mean, look at me. I have absolutely no concept of the real world. 477 00:34:24,074 --> 00:34:25,142 Hmm. 478 00:34:25,242 --> 00:34:28,178 I think you need to find a way to supplement your business. 479 00:34:28,278 --> 00:34:30,714 You gotta turn this place into a single's club. 480 00:34:30,814 --> 00:34:33,784 People come in here, they tell you their favourite movies... 481 00:34:33,884 --> 00:34:37,154 and you match them up with the perfect mate using that information. 482 00:34:37,254 --> 00:34:38,655 Yeah, that's a great idea. 483 00:34:38,755 --> 00:34:40,490 You can charge woman 100 bucks. 484 00:34:40,590 --> 00:34:43,994 And no matter what they tell you, you just give them my phone number. 485 00:34:44,094 --> 00:34:46,696 If I set you up with someone who likes Ben Affleck... 486 00:34:46,797 --> 00:34:48,598 you'd throw her out of a moving car. 487 00:34:48,698 --> 00:34:50,734 I don't know. Is she cute? 488 00:34:51,501 --> 00:34:53,703 Allright, this is what you gotta do? 489 00:34:53,804 --> 00:34:58,241 You gotta turn this place into a late night underground casino. Make some cash! 490 00:34:58,742 --> 00:35:01,178 Lots of towns have these secret gambling clubs... 491 00:35:01,278 --> 00:35:03,180 places making like 50 grand a night. 492 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,783 Right, but if it's a secret, how do people know to come? 493 00:35:06,883 --> 00:35:08,685 Uh, good question. 494 00:35:08,785 --> 00:35:11,755 You let it leak out through word of mouth. 495 00:35:11,988 --> 00:35:15,192 Well, then it's not a secret anymore and then you get busted. 496 00:35:15,292 --> 00:35:20,664 That's why you have secret password, something like ice station zebra or rosebud. 497 00:35:20,764 --> 00:35:24,234 No, no, no. You can't say rosebud, you'll ruin citizen Kane. 498 00:35:24,334 --> 00:35:28,672 No, you don't, the only way you ruin citizen Kane is you tell people rose bud is a sled. 499 00:35:29,072 --> 00:35:30,407 Rosebud is a sled? 500 00:35:30,574 --> 00:35:34,411 Yes, it's a sled, it's the last shot out of... what film school do you go to? 501 00:35:34,511 --> 00:35:37,214 How do you let people know what the secret password is? 502 00:35:37,314 --> 00:35:39,783 You let it leak out what the password is. 503 00:35:39,883 --> 00:35:41,385 - It's a secret. - Yeah. 504 00:35:41,485 --> 00:35:43,620 Then it's not a secret, then you get busted. 505 00:35:43,687 --> 00:35:46,156 - He's right. -I think you're over-analysing. 506 00:35:46,256 --> 00:35:49,326 - You can't have a secret... - I know you're over-analysing. 507 00:35:49,426 --> 00:35:54,564 Excuse me, excuse me, I'm looking for Neil Louis, the guy who owns this place. 508 00:35:55,165 --> 00:35:56,800 - That's him. - That's the guy. 509 00:35:56,900 --> 00:35:58,034 That's me. 510 00:35:58,135 --> 00:36:00,804 I'm Detective Lowenstein, this is Detective Barlow. 511 00:36:00,904 --> 00:36:03,507 We were wondering if we could have a word with you. 512 00:36:03,607 --> 00:36:04,674 Oh, sure. 513 00:36:04,775 --> 00:36:06,943 Um, you want to come into my office? 514 00:36:09,780 --> 00:36:12,616 - Guys, can you hold down the fort? - Yeah. 515 00:36:15,619 --> 00:36:16,686 You see that? 516 00:36:17,187 --> 00:36:19,990 And you thought we don't live in a totalitarian society. 517 00:36:20,057 --> 00:36:23,827 All you have to do is even mention opening up a secret gambling joint... 518 00:36:23,927 --> 00:36:25,127 the cops crack down. 519 00:36:25,128 --> 00:36:26,178 Shut up. 520 00:36:28,165 --> 00:36:29,933 What can I do for you, fellas? 521 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,803 So you own and operate this store. 522 00:36:32,903 --> 00:36:34,304 Yes, I do. 523 00:36:34,404 --> 00:36:36,406 And you have just this one store. 524 00:36:36,506 --> 00:36:37,941 Yes. 525 00:36:38,041 --> 00:36:40,077 So it must really be tough for you... 526 00:36:40,177 --> 00:36:46,483 with these big franchise video-stores bringing up every day, must really tick you off... 527 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:48,719 These big guys driving you out of business? 528 00:36:49,886 --> 00:36:51,888 What's the deal with the old costumes? 529 00:36:51,988 --> 00:36:55,859 Oh, those... I use them for promotions... 530 00:36:55,959 --> 00:37:02,432 if we were doing any special on classic horror films, I'll dress up as 531 00:37:02,532 --> 00:37:05,435 I think you like to play games, you little cock sucker. 532 00:37:06,470 --> 00:37:08,872 We're not gonna beat around the bush, Mr. Louis. 533 00:37:08,972 --> 00:37:13,243 We know that you vandalized the Media Giant video store on Tuesday night. 534 00:37:13,343 --> 00:37:15,912 You're in a shitload of trouble, shitface. 535 00:37:16,012 --> 00:37:19,082 You're actually in a very fortunate situation. 536 00:37:19,182 --> 00:37:23,019 The person we're more interested in is your accomplice. 537 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,354 My accomplice? 538 00:37:24,454 --> 00:37:25,504 No, I mean... 539 00:37:25,589 --> 00:37:28,225 Allright, cut the mealy mouth act, shithead. 540 00:37:28,325 --> 00:37:30,127 We want to talk about the girl. 541 00:37:30,227 --> 00:37:32,562 We're willing to let you slide on this thing... 542 00:37:32,662 --> 00:37:35,198 if you can just tell us where we can find the girl. 543 00:37:35,298 --> 00:37:39,236 Why? I mean I barely know here. How come you guys are looking for her? 544 00:37:39,336 --> 00:37:41,238 You don't ask the goddamn question! 545 00:37:41,338 --> 00:37:43,540 We ask the god-damn questions! 546 00:37:44,741 --> 00:37:47,244 You don't need to know what she did, Mr. Louis. 547 00:37:47,344 --> 00:37:50,047 What you need is tell us where we can locate her. 548 00:37:50,747 --> 00:37:55,986 Okay. I don't know where she lives, I swear. 549 00:37:56,820 --> 00:37:59,089 You obviously have some way of contacting her. 550 00:37:59,589 --> 00:38:00,991 A phone number, maybe. 551 00:38:01,758 --> 00:38:04,628 No, no, she didn't give me any number. 552 00:38:04,728 --> 00:38:06,363 Allright, enough with this shit. 553 00:38:06,463 --> 00:38:10,967 You're gonna tell us whereto find the girl, or the only costume you'll be wearing... 554 00:38:11,068 --> 00:38:12,269 is this one! 555 00:38:15,839 --> 00:38:16,889 What are you doing? 556 00:38:16,973 --> 00:38:18,875 You know god-damn well what I'm doing. 557 00:38:20,177 --> 00:38:24,815 Oh, yeah, I think you know. Allright, back off! 558 00:38:24,915 --> 00:38:26,717 - This is mine!-I tried. 559 00:38:29,152 --> 00:38:30,954 Here he comes. Do it. 560 00:38:46,903 --> 00:38:48,805 I owe you guys so big! 561 00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:00,117 I met Tony at a Karaoke bar and Rick is my next door neighbor. 562 00:39:00,217 --> 00:39:01,985 Don't they look like cops? 563 00:39:04,988 --> 00:39:07,758 Oh, come on. You cannot be mad about that. 564 00:39:07,858 --> 00:39:08,908 Are you kidding me? 565 00:39:08,992 --> 00:39:12,362 I thought I was going to jail, I thought I was gonna lose the store. 566 00:39:12,462 --> 00:39:17,234 - Wasn't it wild? - I thought that guy was gonna do something to me. 567 00:39:17,334 --> 00:39:19,770 You thought he was gonna bugger you. 568 00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:23,407 Jesus Christ. 569 00:39:23,507 --> 00:39:25,742 But you didn't give them my phone number... 570 00:39:25,842 --> 00:39:28,444 even though you thought you were gonna get buggered. 571 00:39:28,445 --> 00:39:31,248 I didn't actually think he's gonna really bugger me. 572 00:39:31,348 --> 00:39:34,418 The whole good cop bad cop routine was a little over the top. 573 00:39:34,518 --> 00:39:36,019 You were so brave. 574 00:39:38,488 --> 00:39:40,223 I gotta go home and do some stuff. 575 00:39:40,323 --> 00:39:41,792 What are you doing tomorrow? 576 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:45,762 I don't know, I'll probably spend some time in the store. 577 00:39:45,862 --> 00:39:46,863 I'll come visit you. 578 00:39:46,963 --> 00:39:51,535 You can teach me the difference between thrillers and chillers. 579 00:40:06,683 --> 00:40:09,753 Hey, guys. 580 00:40:09,853 --> 00:40:11,288 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 581 00:40:11,388 --> 00:40:13,323 Can you watch the store for a while? 582 00:40:13,423 --> 00:40:14,991 - Could we order a pizza? - No. 583 00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:18,729 Then yes, I will watch. 584 00:40:19,362 --> 00:40:20,464 Allright. 585 00:40:41,151 --> 00:40:43,620 - Neil!-Neil, hi, cutie. 586 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:44,821 What are you doing? 587 00:40:44,921 --> 00:40:47,290 This is good, you can settle an argument for us. 588 00:40:47,391 --> 00:40:48,825 It's not really an argument. 589 00:40:48,925 --> 00:40:50,727 It's a difference of opinion anyway. 590 00:40:50,827 --> 00:40:51,877 Okay, what is it? 591 00:40:52,295 --> 00:40:55,098 What's happening? Where are you going? 592 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:57,550 What are you doing? 593 00:40:57,801 --> 00:41:01,338 I'm following a girl, okay? It is important. What's up? 594 00:41:01,471 --> 00:41:05,809 I think the baby should wear sunglasses so he doesn't stare at the sun and go blind. 595 00:41:05,909 --> 00:41:07,377 And you think that's stupid. 596 00:41:07,477 --> 00:41:10,714 Yes, I do, I think it's stupid. Why would a baby star eat the sun? 597 00:41:10,814 --> 00:41:14,684 Why wouldn't a baby star eat the sun? He is a baby, he doesn't know any better. 598 00:41:14,785 --> 00:41:16,253 Get down, get down, get down. 599 00:41:30,133 --> 00:41:31,468 You're killing me, buddy. 600 00:41:31,568 --> 00:41:35,806 A baby wouldn't stare at the sun any more then it would hold his breath and drop dead. 601 00:41:35,906 --> 00:41:37,107 Thank you. 602 00:41:37,707 --> 00:41:39,443 Is this what married life is like? 603 00:42:18,982 --> 00:42:20,083 Kitties. 604 00:42:22,986 --> 00:42:24,321 There you go. 605 00:42:37,501 --> 00:42:38,668 - Ha!-Fuck! 606 00:42:47,844 --> 00:42:49,146 I'm sorry. 607 00:42:51,948 --> 00:42:53,517 You'd be a lousy spy, Neil. 608 00:42:53,617 --> 00:42:56,086 Oh, no, I wasn't.I wasn't spying. 609 00:42:57,788 --> 00:43:03,860 You know, I'm totally cool with... the cats and everything. 610 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,695 I totally understand. 611 00:43:07,964 --> 00:43:11,468 You know, wipe that look of pity off your face it's not my house. 612 00:43:11,968 --> 00:43:14,738 My place is a dump, but it's a step up from this place. 613 00:43:15,772 --> 00:43:17,674 - Oh. - I'll be right out. 614 00:43:17,774 --> 00:43:19,743 Okay. Okay. 615 00:43:27,818 --> 00:43:32,089 I sneak over every now and then to make sure Mrs. Calman doesn't forget to feed them. 616 00:43:32,189 --> 00:43:36,693 I have this fear that I'll walk in one day and they'll be eating her fingers and toes. 617 00:43:36,793 --> 00:43:37,843 Yeah. 618 00:43:38,862 --> 00:43:42,165 I should have known it wasn't your place when I saw that TV set. 619 00:43:42,599 --> 00:43:44,167 I have a TV set, look. 620 00:43:44,267 --> 00:43:45,335 Oh. 621 00:43:48,305 --> 00:43:52,542 Do you ever think that if you got a real TV set so that you wouldn't feel the need... 622 00:43:52,642 --> 00:43:54,711 to go around playing all these adventures? 623 00:43:55,412 --> 00:43:56,513 Hmm. 624 00:43:57,180 --> 00:44:03,220 I like to think that because I lead a life of adventure that I don't need a TV set. 625 00:44:04,955 --> 00:44:07,657 Besides, what has television got that I haven't got? 626 00:44:09,059 --> 00:44:10,109 Game shows? 627 00:44:10,193 --> 00:44:12,996 Hmm, I have a Monopoly set here somewhere. 628 00:44:13,096 --> 00:44:16,767 Except all of the pieces missing except for the top pat and the little dog. 629 00:44:16,867 --> 00:44:19,202 Hmm, ESPN Classic? 630 00:44:20,003 --> 00:44:21,371 I don't know what that is. 631 00:44:22,305 --> 00:44:24,674 I have something called a Space Channel. 632 00:44:24,775 --> 00:44:25,909 Oh, really? 633 00:44:47,964 --> 00:44:53,804 I also have some selection of pornography channels 634 00:45:09,386 --> 00:45:16,359 ♪ Oh help me, I want to lay down. ♪ 635 00:45:20,664 --> 00:45:24,801 ♪ Oh, help me ♪ 636 00:45:26,837 --> 00:45:30,474 ♪ I want to lay down. ♪ 637 00:45:40,283 --> 00:45:44,588 ♪ I follow my own song. ♪ 638 00:45:45,288 --> 00:45:50,894 ♪ Oh I follow my own song. ♪ 639 00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,530 ♪ And I screwed some fakes. ♪ 640 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,403 ♪ And I loved so soft. ♪ 641 00:46:36,306 --> 00:46:39,009 ♪ The pink mountaintops. ♪ 642 00:46:52,489 --> 00:46:53,924 - Hi. - Hi. 643 00:46:54,024 --> 00:46:55,225 Hi, where are you going? 644 00:46:55,325 --> 00:46:56,960 I'm going to the park. 645 00:46:57,060 --> 00:46:59,529 We're going to the park, you come with us. 646 00:46:59,629 --> 00:47:02,666 Well, I'm kind of meeting someone. 647 00:47:02,766 --> 00:47:05,102 Ah, a new girlfriend, right? 648 00:47:05,202 --> 00:47:07,070 The one that we stalked the other day? 649 00:47:07,170 --> 00:47:09,372 - Yes. -Yeah, can we meet her, please? 650 00:47:09,473 --> 00:47:10,640 You want to meet her? 651 00:47:10,741 --> 00:47:11,875 Yes, please. 652 00:47:12,175 --> 00:47:13,543 I'm going to get the car. 653 00:47:15,045 --> 00:47:16,279 Good times! 654 00:47:18,181 --> 00:47:19,349 Um... 655 00:47:44,875 --> 00:47:47,377 Child locks. 656 00:47:50,881 --> 00:47:52,482 - Hi. - Hi. 657 00:47:53,316 --> 00:47:55,452 - You brought friends. - Yeah. 658 00:47:57,054 --> 00:47:58,889 Oh, are you nervous about something? 659 00:47:58,989 --> 00:48:02,125 You've got that stinky breath people get when they are nervous. 660 00:48:02,225 --> 00:48:05,862 No, it's just... they are very good quiet people and they have a baby... 661 00:48:06,863 --> 00:48:09,466 Can you not do that? 662 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,134 - Hi. - Hi. 663 00:48:11,234 --> 00:48:13,370 Violet, this is Marcia, this is Buddy. 664 00:48:13,470 --> 00:48:14,871 It's so nice to meet you. 665 00:48:14,971 --> 00:48:16,106 Who is this? 666 00:48:16,206 --> 00:48:17,441 This is Emerson. 667 00:48:17,541 --> 00:48:19,476 Oh my gosh, can I hold him? 668 00:48:19,576 --> 00:48:22,045 - Of course you can. - I want to hold a baby. 669 00:48:24,848 --> 00:48:26,249 - Here you got him? - Yeah. 670 00:48:33,457 --> 00:48:37,828 Listen, we're so sorry that we're in on the date, but we just really wanted to meet you. 671 00:48:37,928 --> 00:48:40,130 No, don't be silly, there's plenty of food. 672 00:48:42,132 --> 00:48:45,435 Plenty of food, Emerson! 673 00:48:46,303 --> 00:48:48,472 This is nice, I'm so glad you can join us. 674 00:48:48,572 --> 00:48:50,607 Wow, you made food. 675 00:48:50,707 --> 00:48:51,975 Let's see what we've got. 676 00:48:54,144 --> 00:48:56,913 Now I wish I could say I made all of this, but... 677 00:48:59,049 --> 00:49:00,183 What are you up to? 678 00:49:00,283 --> 00:49:03,420 Now this, I did make. 679 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:07,657 Oh my god, I love this. I have tried to make this a couple of times... 680 00:49:07,758 --> 00:49:09,526 and it always just sucks. 681 00:49:09,626 --> 00:49:10,727 It's true. 682 00:49:11,461 --> 00:49:12,996 Did you put LSD in the jello? 683 00:49:13,797 --> 00:49:15,565 Oh my god, how did you know? 684 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,903 Believe it or not, the secret ingredient is salt. 685 00:49:20,237 --> 00:49:21,304 - Really? - Hmm-hmm. 686 00:49:21,705 --> 00:49:23,640 I know it sounds gross, but it's true. 687 00:49:23,740 --> 00:49:28,245 Not surprising, because there's actually a lot of dessert recipes that call for salt. 688 00:49:28,345 --> 00:49:29,546 - Really? - It's true. 689 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:31,530 It's amazing. 690 00:49:32,416 --> 00:49:34,818 So you guys start... 691 00:49:36,653 --> 00:49:39,423 I'm actually gonna go and feed the ducks. 692 00:49:39,556 --> 00:49:41,591 Okay. 693 00:49:41,992 --> 00:49:43,460 You are going away? 694 00:49:47,864 --> 00:49:49,866 - I love her. - Yeah. 695 00:49:49,966 --> 00:49:51,134 She's a keeper. 696 00:49:51,234 --> 00:49:52,903 - Yeah. - And she's pretty. 697 00:49:53,003 --> 00:49:54,304 - Yeah. - She is a hell cat. 698 00:49:56,106 --> 00:49:57,207 Hi, there. 699 00:49:57,307 --> 00:49:58,442 - Hello. - Hi. 700 00:49:59,076 --> 00:50:00,277 Beautiful day, isn't it? 701 00:50:00,377 --> 00:50:01,611 Yeah, it really is. 702 00:50:02,813 --> 00:50:03,880 Oh, no. 703 00:50:04,715 --> 00:50:06,983 Um... how come you guys are eating our food? 704 00:50:15,959 --> 00:50:17,394 So what was the bet? 705 00:50:17,894 --> 00:50:20,697 If the bucks won, I could shove a burrito in your face. 706 00:50:20,797 --> 00:50:24,768 The last time you lost, I was supposed to get to piss on your foot. 707 00:50:25,135 --> 00:50:26,185 I never did. 708 00:50:26,269 --> 00:50:27,738 What are you waiting for? 709 00:50:27,838 --> 00:50:29,840 You want to piss on my foot, be my guest. 710 00:50:29,940 --> 00:50:31,074 - Hey, Neil. - Yeah. 711 00:50:31,475 --> 00:50:33,310 You want to see me piss on his foot? 712 00:50:33,410 --> 00:50:35,779 Sure, yeah, just not in the store. 713 00:50:36,446 --> 00:50:38,548 - Take your sneaker off. - Wait slow down. 714 00:50:39,182 --> 00:50:42,319 Now listen, why don't we go double or nothing on tonight's game? 715 00:50:42,419 --> 00:50:44,354 I don't understand what I get if I win? 716 00:50:44,454 --> 00:50:46,523 How do I double up pissing on your foot? 717 00:50:47,290 --> 00:50:48,340 Both feet. 718 00:50:48,425 --> 00:50:51,695 Oh, shit, I forgot about the game. 719 00:50:51,795 --> 00:50:53,697 I'm supposed to go to Violet's tonight. 720 00:50:54,498 --> 00:50:56,733 What? The prankster doesn't let you watch TV? 721 00:50:57,067 --> 00:51:02,172 It's not that. It's just she likes to act stuff out, like a scene I guess. 722 00:51:03,407 --> 00:51:05,208 She couldn't be more perfect for you. 723 00:51:05,308 --> 00:51:06,376 You think so, right? 724 00:51:06,476 --> 00:51:08,945 Too bad, man, it's gonna be a great game. 725 00:51:09,212 --> 00:51:10,614 I know, shit. 726 00:51:12,349 --> 00:51:13,717 Are your friends mad at me? 727 00:51:14,684 --> 00:51:16,386 No, they thought it was cute. 728 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:21,024 Um, so where is the cat lady tonight? 729 00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:24,227 I don't know, sometimes she goes out. 730 00:51:25,128 --> 00:51:28,131 I think she's balling that guy that picks up aluminium cans. 731 00:51:28,231 --> 00:51:29,299 Hmm. 732 00:51:29,866 --> 00:51:32,602 Do you think we should go and check on the cats? 733 00:51:35,872 --> 00:51:37,207 Not especially. 734 00:51:37,908 --> 00:51:40,210 It's been dark over there for a few hours now. 735 00:51:40,310 --> 00:51:43,146 I think we should go and check on them. 736 00:51:46,383 --> 00:51:47,484 What's your angle? 737 00:51:47,584 --> 00:51:48,652 Why? 738 00:51:55,792 --> 00:51:58,228 Yes! 739 00:51:58,328 --> 00:51:59,796 Yes! 740 00:52:01,965 --> 00:52:03,015 Sorry. 741 00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:06,503 Wow, that was the first cool thing that happened all night. 742 00:52:06,603 --> 00:52:08,572 Come on, that was amazing. 743 00:52:11,641 --> 00:52:15,312 Wait, are you pissed because I want to watch the game? 744 00:52:16,313 --> 00:52:20,951 No, I just don't get it, if you like basketball, we could be outplaying basketball right now. 745 00:52:21,051 --> 00:52:25,489 We could be sneaking into a high school gym, playing basketball by candle light. 746 00:52:25,856 --> 00:52:27,290 Yeah, no. 747 00:52:28,458 --> 00:52:30,594 But sometimes, it's nice to do something... 748 00:52:30,694 --> 00:52:36,266 that's fun not screwy and weird. 749 00:52:37,634 --> 00:52:38,735 You know? 750 00:52:56,586 --> 00:53:00,123 Whenever I'm in a cemetery I tried to look for the grave of somebody... 751 00:53:00,223 --> 00:53:01,758 who died the day I was born. 752 00:53:03,193 --> 00:53:07,397 And then you steal a headstone and dumped it on someone's doorstep. 753 00:53:07,497 --> 00:53:10,367 No, just to gives you something to think about. 754 00:53:11,034 --> 00:53:18,008 That guy is here, now he's gone and I'm here. I'm taking his place, you know? 755 00:53:18,742 --> 00:53:22,179 Would he want me to sit around watching TV all day? 756 00:53:22,279 --> 00:53:23,346 No. 757 00:53:24,681 --> 00:53:27,284 He would want me to run around, all sorts of shit. 758 00:53:28,885 --> 00:53:34,558 Is this why you feel the need to go out and cause trouble? 759 00:53:38,328 --> 00:53:39,963 I have a condition. 760 00:53:42,833 --> 00:53:44,501 It's called bore-phobia. 761 00:53:44,601 --> 00:53:45,702 Bore-phobia? 762 00:53:49,740 --> 00:53:51,441 Bore-phobia. 763 00:53:53,243 --> 00:53:56,313 I see, you're allergic to boredom. 764 00:53:56,413 --> 00:53:59,683 A very exotic and misunderstood disorder. 765 00:54:00,617 --> 00:54:04,554 So you can understand why doctors are reluctant to diagnose it. 766 00:54:08,692 --> 00:54:12,929 Hey look, you know, I... 767 00:54:13,029 --> 00:54:14,431 I hear what you are saying. 768 00:54:15,031 --> 00:54:19,636 And I wish I could be more totally reckless, and I'm trying. 769 00:54:20,404 --> 00:54:26,343 I mean, if you wanna go nude hang-gliding, I'll go nude hang-gliding. 770 00:54:26,443 --> 00:54:28,145 Really? Because I know this guy. 771 00:54:28,245 --> 00:54:30,614 - Not right now. - It's a guy... 772 00:54:30,714 --> 00:54:31,848 But I could call him. 773 00:54:31,948 --> 00:54:35,552 Not right now, just let me finish. 774 00:54:37,020 --> 00:54:43,927 I want to those things, but just in a little more not insane way. 775 00:54:44,828 --> 00:54:46,863 So I'll go nude hang-gliding... 776 00:54:46,963 --> 00:54:49,966 but I just don't want to go to bed and then wake up... 777 00:54:50,767 --> 00:54:53,470 and find myself in a hang-glider with no clothes on. 778 00:54:55,205 --> 00:54:56,373 Are you okay with that? 779 00:54:57,974 --> 00:54:59,024 I understand. 780 00:55:01,144 --> 00:55:02,212 Good. 781 00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:07,651 You want to come back to my place? 782 00:55:11,655 --> 00:55:12,723 I don't think so. 783 00:55:15,325 --> 00:55:17,327 - Are you upset with me? - No, not at all. 784 00:55:18,028 --> 00:55:23,166 It's just you got in my head now you are getting on your clothes into a hang glider without... 785 00:55:23,266 --> 00:55:26,636 waking up, it's just my wheels are spinning. 786 00:55:27,671 --> 00:55:31,141 I just don't think you really want me to be in bed with you tonight. 787 00:55:31,241 --> 00:55:32,291 Right. 788 00:55:32,743 --> 00:55:33,810 Fair enough. 789 00:56:14,785 --> 00:56:16,153 - Hey. - Hey. 790 00:56:16,987 --> 00:56:19,723 - A good crowd. -Yeah, it's a really good band tonight. 791 00:56:19,823 --> 00:56:24,061 We've got the singer and the keyboard player from the American Sex Club. 792 00:56:24,161 --> 00:56:27,831 They also get the guitars and bass player from the Mustache Rides. 793 00:56:28,231 --> 00:56:32,369 Plus, tonight they got the drummer from Tard sitting in, so should be pretty bad-ass. 794 00:56:33,103 --> 00:56:34,471 You lost me, dude. 795 00:56:35,005 --> 00:56:39,976 Okay, look, the drummer is normally in a band called Tard, tonight he is not, allright? 796 00:56:40,077 --> 00:56:42,112 Allright... -Yeah, you go check it out. 797 00:56:42,212 --> 00:56:44,614 It's probably better that way, learn from doing. 798 00:57:11,975 --> 00:57:13,310 Neil, see you later. 799 00:57:13,410 --> 00:57:15,779 So she likes musicians, huh? 800 00:59:05,155 --> 00:59:07,090 Thank you and good night. 801 00:59:11,728 --> 00:59:13,163 That was great. 802 00:59:14,531 --> 00:59:16,032 Of course it was great, baby. 803 00:59:16,833 --> 00:59:18,335 Why don't you get me a beer? 804 00:59:28,211 --> 00:59:31,648 So, you do this kind of thing much? 805 00:59:31,982 --> 00:59:35,385 Balling guitar players? I don't usually go for musicians. 806 00:59:36,186 --> 00:59:37,287 Really? 807 00:59:39,656 --> 00:59:41,558 Why did you think that I did, Neil? 808 00:59:42,392 --> 00:59:46,630 Uh, I heard that chicks dig musicians. 809 00:59:46,730 --> 00:59:49,633 No, magicians, we go nuts for magicians. 810 00:59:49,833 --> 00:59:52,602 Get the wax out of your ears. 811 00:59:53,670 --> 00:59:54,720 Oh? 812 00:59:56,973 --> 01:00:02,212 So you never dated a musician not even that guy that I saw you with at Baltimore Jacks? 813 01:00:03,380 --> 01:00:06,216 I always know when you are spying on me. 814 01:00:06,316 --> 01:00:09,252 I get a little warm spot on the back of my neck right here. 815 01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:10,921 That was for my benefit? 816 01:00:13,590 --> 01:00:14,640 You're a sicko. 817 01:00:15,659 --> 01:00:18,361 Maybe, but I managed to bring out a rock star in you. 818 01:00:24,501 --> 01:00:27,604 I've dated a few musicians but I swore off. 819 01:00:27,704 --> 01:00:29,039 Really, why is that? 820 01:00:29,372 --> 01:00:34,177 Well, first, there was Garry Leathers. 821 01:00:40,384 --> 01:00:42,519 At least he had a great stage name. 822 01:00:42,619 --> 01:00:44,254 Except that wasn't a stage name. 823 01:00:44,354 --> 01:00:47,624 Garry Leather's just a given name, stage name was Randy Cocks. 824 01:00:47,724 --> 01:00:49,960 Nice. 825 01:00:50,060 --> 01:00:51,962 And then there was Rick Niamacus. 826 01:00:52,229 --> 01:00:56,633 Rick's all the ambition in life was play the entire guitar solo from hot for teacher. 827 01:01:01,471 --> 01:01:05,642 Once in a day, he did it. 828 01:01:06,143 --> 01:01:08,612 After more than ten years, he finally nailed it. 829 01:01:09,679 --> 01:01:15,352 And after filling his ambition in life, there is really only one thing left for him to do... 830 01:01:23,026 --> 01:01:25,929 Oh god! Oh my god! 831 01:01:27,030 --> 01:01:28,432 - Wow. - Hmm. 832 01:01:29,699 --> 01:01:31,968 And that put you off for musicians forever. 833 01:01:32,069 --> 01:01:33,503 No, but you would think so. 834 01:01:33,937 --> 01:01:36,306 Finally there was Garth Bodka. 835 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,410 Gigantic bald, musical prodigy from Poland. 836 01:01:41,778 --> 01:01:43,980 See I thought Rock and Roll was a problem... 837 01:01:44,081 --> 01:01:47,884 but this classically trained gargantuan was ten times worse than the rest. 838 01:01:47,951 --> 01:01:51,221 Hmm, and how did that go? 839 01:01:51,988 --> 01:01:56,059 Hmm, he's been chasing me all over the country for the last three years. 840 01:01:56,493 --> 01:01:59,596 I move to another city, he follows me and breaks down my door. 841 01:02:00,297 --> 01:02:04,701 I move to somewhere else, he tracks me down again, breaks down my door again. 842 01:02:05,569 --> 01:02:07,804 I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. Good night. 843 01:02:56,286 --> 01:02:59,222 - Here you go. - I'll take this. 844 01:02:59,322 --> 01:03:00,857 - Yeah? - Yeah, I'll take this. 845 01:03:01,124 --> 01:03:02,174 Okay. 846 01:03:07,364 --> 01:03:09,266 Steve Jackson. 847 01:03:10,667 --> 01:03:14,104 It's a nice generic name you've got there, Steve. 848 01:03:15,038 --> 01:03:16,088 I guess. 849 01:03:18,075 --> 01:03:19,443 Interesting accent. 850 01:03:19,776 --> 01:03:20,977 Where's the accent from? 851 01:03:21,778 --> 01:03:23,714 - Wyoming. - Right. 852 01:03:26,683 --> 01:03:28,852 You catch the game last night, Steve? 853 01:03:30,087 --> 01:03:33,323 I think Lakers are gonna win it all again this year. 854 01:03:34,191 --> 01:03:36,126 Just like they did last year. 855 01:03:36,784 --> 01:03:37,834 Yeah. 856 01:03:37,894 --> 01:03:40,797 Lakers didn't win the champion last year, Steve. 857 01:03:46,803 --> 01:03:48,438 Can I just get my card please? 858 01:04:12,863 --> 01:04:16,366 Remember when you were wondering why we don't have many customers? 859 01:04:29,146 --> 01:04:30,914 That's him. That's the guy. 860 01:04:31,782 --> 01:04:33,216 What are you talking about? 861 01:04:37,654 --> 01:04:40,657 Allright, knock it off! You crazy fucking polark! 862 01:04:45,896 --> 01:04:47,497 I got my eye on you, allright? 863 01:04:47,664 --> 01:04:51,668 You ever set foot anywhere near Violet, I will personally shit down your throat. 864 01:04:51,768 --> 01:04:52,836 You got it? 865 01:04:59,743 --> 01:05:00,793 What was that? 866 01:05:01,912 --> 01:05:05,215 Oh, oh man. 867 01:05:06,950 --> 01:05:11,521 Violet, she's playing these tricks on me, she tries to get inside of my mind... 868 01:05:12,255 --> 01:05:15,358 She thinks it's funny, so she tells me this guy after her... 869 01:05:15,459 --> 01:05:17,660 this bald guy, ex-boyfriend. 870 01:05:17,661 --> 01:05:19,162 Shh! 871 01:05:20,130 --> 01:05:21,498 Try to watch the movie. 872 01:05:25,135 --> 01:05:26,369 You're the polark. 873 01:05:31,975 --> 01:05:33,209 You're Polish? 874 01:05:36,113 --> 01:05:37,981 Jerry Lucy is gonna make a salad. 875 01:05:41,084 --> 01:05:42,185 Hello. 876 01:05:42,853 --> 01:05:43,987 Violet? 877 01:05:44,788 --> 01:05:45,855 Hello? 878 01:05:45,856 --> 01:05:47,657 Violet! 879 01:05:49,426 --> 01:05:50,527 Violet! 880 01:05:50,927 --> 01:05:51,977 Hello? 881 01:05:56,366 --> 01:05:57,467 Hello? 882 01:05:59,136 --> 01:06:00,186 Hello? 883 01:06:05,809 --> 01:06:07,411 - Jesus!-Neil! 884 01:06:09,346 --> 01:06:10,514 Jesus, Violet. 885 01:06:12,749 --> 01:06:13,950 This is bullshit. 886 01:06:19,489 --> 01:06:23,260 Come on now. I get it. 887 01:06:33,003 --> 01:06:34,538 Fuck, fuck. 888 01:07:03,066 --> 01:07:06,803 Okay, okay, okay. 889 01:07:18,548 --> 01:07:20,350 You said no one was gonna get hurt. 890 01:07:22,619 --> 01:07:23,920 What was in your jacket? 891 01:07:30,794 --> 01:07:32,796 God, Neil, you and your video tapes. 892 01:07:39,603 --> 01:07:42,873 I'm sorry he hurt your head you think you can make it home allright? 893 01:07:43,039 --> 01:07:44,674 Yeah, I'm okay. 894 01:07:49,713 --> 01:07:52,082 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too. 895 01:07:57,654 --> 01:07:58,722 Denis. 896 01:08:03,493 --> 01:08:04,594 Pa-pa. 897 01:08:16,907 --> 01:08:20,711 You know every time I see you I feel I'm in one of those hidden camera shows? 898 01:08:21,678 --> 01:08:24,147 It's not so bad, people love those shows, right? 899 01:08:24,247 --> 01:08:26,917 No. I don't love those shows. I hate those shows. 900 01:08:28,251 --> 01:08:30,654 I mean what was I supposed to do tonight, huh? 901 01:08:30,854 --> 01:08:32,756 What was supposed to happen? 902 01:08:32,856 --> 01:08:34,791 I don't know! Whatever you want to do. 903 01:08:34,891 --> 01:08:38,562 You are the guy who sits around all day watching this kind of shit on TV. 904 01:08:38,662 --> 01:08:40,063 What does the guy on TV do? 905 01:08:40,163 --> 01:08:44,234 What do you mean watch this kind of shit? How do you know what I am watching? 906 01:08:45,836 --> 01:08:47,838 Oh my god, do you spy on me? 907 01:08:48,438 --> 01:08:49,639 Da. 908 01:08:50,841 --> 01:08:52,976 - That is crazy!-Why? 909 01:08:53,009 --> 01:08:55,779 Come on, you can't see how crazy that is? 910 01:08:55,846 --> 01:09:00,717 There is not one guy in the world would go out with a girl who spies on him. 911 01:09:00,817 --> 01:09:03,620 But we're not going out, we're getting to know each other. 912 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,455 We're finding out about each other. 913 01:09:05,522 --> 01:09:10,160 Frankly, there's no better way to know somebody than to catch them in their unguarded moments. 914 01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:13,497 Everybody can say all the right things on those first few dates. 915 01:09:13,597 --> 01:09:16,600 I find that's an effective way to cut through the bullshit. 916 01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:20,537 And you followed me just the other day. 917 01:09:20,737 --> 01:09:22,406 - Well... - Uh-huh. 918 01:09:23,407 --> 01:09:25,208 Yes, I followed. 919 01:09:25,675 --> 01:09:30,580 Look, you were being cagey, you were practically begging me to follow you home. 920 01:09:30,914 --> 01:09:34,785 I'm not one of those insecure girls who runs around spying on a boyfriend... 921 01:09:34,885 --> 01:09:37,954 because she thinks he may be cheating on him. That is just sad. 922 01:09:38,055 --> 01:09:39,923 No, you definitely project confidence. 923 01:09:40,023 --> 01:09:41,525 Yeah, yeah. 924 01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:43,427 I happen to think I'm a real catch... 925 01:09:43,527 --> 01:09:46,263 so why shouldn't I be thorough about who I go out with? 926 01:09:46,897 --> 01:09:51,268 Yes, so I watched you and I find out you area very decent person. 927 01:09:53,203 --> 01:09:54,304 You are. 928 01:09:56,006 --> 01:10:01,344 So if it's the spying that bothers you, I promise to put down my binoculars. 929 01:10:02,012 --> 01:10:05,048 Unless you want to go bird-watching in which I would gladly do. 930 01:10:05,115 --> 01:10:07,584 Even though it sounds kind of boring. 931 01:10:14,491 --> 01:10:15,592 Um... 932 01:10:22,866 --> 01:10:28,572 No, I'm sorry, I can't... I can't... 933 01:10:45,522 --> 01:10:46,923 Oh, man. 934 01:10:51,928 --> 01:10:57,501 I still say that Korean snuff cartoons are much better than Japanese death-match anime. 935 01:10:57,567 --> 01:10:59,870 I say the Japanese death-match anime... 936 01:10:59,970 --> 01:11:02,639 is much, much better than Korean snuff cartoons. 937 01:11:03,173 --> 01:11:08,412 I still say that Korean snuff cartoons are much better than Japanese death-match anime. 938 01:11:08,445 --> 01:11:09,513 You're crazy! 939 01:11:09,746 --> 01:11:13,417 Japanese death-match anime is so much better than Korean snuff cartoons. 940 01:11:13,517 --> 01:11:14,583 You're crazy! 941 01:11:14,584 --> 01:11:20,557 - Korean snuff cartoons... -Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 942 01:11:20,590 --> 01:11:23,527 Excuse me, you guys have any Japanese death-match anime? 943 01:11:23,593 --> 01:11:27,564 Yes, but we can't talk about it, because our boss broke up with his girlfriend. 944 01:11:29,199 --> 01:11:31,234 I think I'm gonna leave you guys alone. 945 01:11:32,536 --> 01:11:33,637 Hey. 946 01:11:35,672 --> 01:11:39,843 Have you ever seen any Korean snuff cartoons? 947 01:11:39,976 --> 01:11:42,179 - No. -Yeah, nobody has. It's garbage. 948 01:11:47,851 --> 01:11:49,920 - Hi Neil!-Hi. 949 01:11:50,120 --> 01:11:52,389 - How is it going? - Good, good, how are you? 950 01:11:52,489 --> 01:11:54,624 - Good, you look good. - I know, thank you. 951 01:11:54,891 --> 01:11:56,493 - You do too. - Thanks 952 01:11:56,727 --> 01:11:59,396 It's so funny I was just thinking about you. 953 01:11:59,496 --> 01:12:00,797 - Is that a fact? - Yeah. 954 01:12:00,897 --> 01:12:02,299 - Hey, you. - Oh, hey. 955 01:12:02,432 --> 01:12:03,867 This is Chad. 956 01:12:03,967 --> 01:12:05,435 - Chad. - Hi. 957 01:12:06,002 --> 01:12:08,505 This is the guy I was just telling you about. 958 01:12:10,140 --> 01:12:11,208 Your old boyfriend? 959 01:12:11,408 --> 01:12:12,876 Yeah, guilty. 960 01:12:13,343 --> 01:12:16,313 They guy that let the waiter throw a bucket of water on you? 961 01:12:16,413 --> 01:12:22,953 First of all, it wasn't a bucket and I was just trying to observe from a distance her reaction... 962 01:12:27,591 --> 01:12:28,925 Sounds like a perv to me. 963 01:12:30,694 --> 01:12:31,762 That's cool. 964 01:12:32,362 --> 01:12:36,600 So you were just hanging in the bushes and jerking off like some pathetic peeping tom? 965 01:12:37,334 --> 01:12:39,536 We should definitely get together some time. 966 01:13:02,626 --> 01:13:05,028 Last but not least, there's a letter... 967 01:13:05,762 --> 01:13:09,198 from a place called Movie Dork Video in San Clement. 968 01:13:09,199 --> 01:13:11,701 This guy is going under and he needs to liquidate. 969 01:13:11,802 --> 01:13:14,171 So he wants 3000 bucks. 970 01:13:14,971 --> 01:13:19,476 And if we buy everything for 3000 bucks, he'll give us free shipping, which is great... 971 01:13:19,576 --> 01:13:25,148 but obviously, there's a lot of crap here we don't need, like 8 copies of Ernest Ghosts camp. 972 01:13:25,749 --> 01:13:28,385 But he does have some stuff that we don't have. 973 01:13:28,919 --> 01:13:33,557 So we could just take everything and save on the shipping, which is not a bad idea... 974 01:13:33,657 --> 01:13:36,526 or we can cherry-pick and... 975 01:13:42,065 --> 01:13:43,867 We can do this later, if you want. 976 01:13:44,634 --> 01:13:49,606 Oh, god, Lucien. She's ruined it for me, Lucien. 977 01:13:51,308 --> 01:13:53,610 It's all so boring now. 978 01:13:53,710 --> 01:13:56,046 Hey, let's put in a movie. 979 01:13:56,079 --> 01:13:57,514 No, no more movies. 980 01:13:57,714 --> 01:14:00,817 It's no use, it's not enough anymore, you know? 981 01:14:01,284 --> 01:14:05,522 It's just all so mundane and so predictable, Lucien. 982 01:14:06,189 --> 01:14:08,892 Oh, hey, look. It's Jason. 983 01:14:09,059 --> 01:14:10,560 Jason is gonna come in here... 984 01:14:10,660 --> 01:14:15,565 and he's gonna hand me a package and then he's gonna hand me his thing... 985 01:14:15,665 --> 01:14:20,470 And I'm gonna sign the thing and hand it right back to him and he's gonna get in his truck. 986 01:14:20,570 --> 01:14:21,904 He's gonna drive off. 987 01:14:21,905 --> 01:14:24,908 Woo... it's so predictable, Lucien. 988 01:14:25,175 --> 01:14:26,877 It's not enough anymore. 989 01:14:27,010 --> 01:14:31,348 You know, where is the... where's the adventure, you know? 990 01:14:31,381 --> 01:14:33,683 There is no adventure, man. 991 01:14:35,519 --> 01:14:37,187 Where is the adventure, Lucien? 992 01:14:39,022 --> 01:14:40,891 You signed "Neil Adventure". 993 01:14:41,091 --> 01:14:42,192 I did? 994 01:14:44,694 --> 01:14:47,531 Crossed out "Adventure", you wrote "Adventure" again... 995 01:14:47,631 --> 01:14:49,433 What does it matter, Jason? 996 01:14:49,666 --> 01:14:50,716 Huh? 997 01:14:54,037 --> 01:14:57,140 Matters because I'm responsible for any package... 998 01:14:57,240 --> 01:14:59,643 that doesn't have a valid signature of receipt. 999 01:14:59,743 --> 01:15:02,446 - Jesus Christ. - I don't make the rules. 1000 01:15:02,879 --> 01:15:04,281 Lighten up, Jason. 1001 01:15:37,013 --> 01:15:38,382 Gumshoe Video. 1002 01:15:38,482 --> 01:15:40,217 Do you guys have westerns? 1003 01:15:40,317 --> 01:15:41,385 Yes, we do. 1004 01:15:41,485 --> 01:15:46,089 OK, I really want to rent a couple of Westerns, but I only have enough money for one. 1005 01:15:46,523 --> 01:15:50,694 As it happens, we're actually doing a special tonight, which means you can get... 1006 01:15:50,794 --> 01:15:56,199 Here is the thing, I only feel comfortable renting the Westerns from a guy dressed as a cowboy. 1007 01:15:56,333 --> 01:15:59,035 Do you have anybody there dressing like a cowboy? 1008 01:15:59,136 --> 01:16:00,237 Fuck you. 1009 01:16:01,204 --> 01:16:02,639 Fuck you. 1010 01:16:11,581 --> 01:16:12,682 Gumshoe Video. 1011 01:16:12,749 --> 01:16:14,418 Why did you hang up on me? 1012 01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:19,056 Um, I guess I'm never gonna learn huh? 1013 01:16:19,322 --> 01:16:21,591 I know, it's brilliant. 1014 01:16:21,691 --> 01:16:24,661 So I wonder how you knew what I was wearing. 1015 01:16:24,961 --> 01:16:27,964 Don't bother looking out the window, I'm actually at work. 1016 01:16:28,856 --> 01:16:29,906 You have a job? 1017 01:16:29,966 --> 01:16:32,369 Yeah, you wanna come pick me up from work? 1018 01:16:32,803 --> 01:16:38,075 Um... well, I was gonna give the store open for another hour, so... 1019 01:16:38,175 --> 01:16:39,342 You have to come now. 1020 01:16:41,445 --> 01:16:45,916 Yeah, I guess I could... I guess I could come now. 1021 01:16:46,583 --> 01:16:49,853 Parking lot behind the book-store and then walk north up the alley. 1022 01:16:49,886 --> 01:16:51,388 Hmm, this sounds dubious. 1023 01:16:51,455 --> 01:16:53,156 Oh, it's very dubious. 1024 01:16:53,890 --> 01:16:57,227 There is a stair leading up to the door on the second floor. 1025 01:16:57,427 --> 01:16:59,663 Doorway to the second floor, got it. 1026 01:17:05,535 --> 01:17:10,140 When you get to the door, you're gonna give it three long knocks and three short knocks. 1027 01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:12,642 Three long knocks, three short knocks, got it. 1028 01:17:13,510 --> 01:17:17,748 And Neil, you absolutely have to keep the cowboy outfit on. 1029 01:17:32,963 --> 01:17:35,298 Oh, hey, take it easy, brother. 1030 01:17:35,832 --> 01:17:37,567 - Just take it easy. - Wait, man. 1031 01:17:37,667 --> 01:17:38,717 - Hey. - Hang on. 1032 01:17:38,802 --> 01:17:40,036 - You hang on. - Hang on. 1033 01:17:40,103 --> 01:17:41,153 Come on. 1034 01:17:41,671 --> 01:17:45,142 Okay, cow boy, just be cool, allright? 1035 01:17:45,409 --> 01:17:46,676 Don't do anything crazy. 1036 01:17:46,777 --> 01:17:49,046 God damn it, Glenn, just give him the cash! 1037 01:17:49,846 --> 01:17:51,915 Allright, nobody needs to get hurt, okay? 1038 01:17:52,015 --> 01:17:53,065 Okay, guys? 1039 01:17:56,853 --> 01:17:59,122 Allright, Glenn. 1040 01:17:59,222 --> 01:18:04,961 Why don't you just toss that pouch over here real nice and easy like? 1041 01:18:04,995 --> 01:18:07,164 Then we'll just take it from there. 1042 01:18:18,842 --> 01:18:19,910 Good. 1043 01:18:20,043 --> 01:18:24,047 Now you stay right there, I'm just gonna take a look at the little Missy here. 1044 01:18:24,715 --> 01:18:26,850 What the hell is going on in here, Glenn? 1045 01:18:27,050 --> 01:18:28,719 Be careful, Andy, he's got a gun. 1046 01:18:29,486 --> 01:18:31,054 How did he get in here, Glenn? 1047 01:18:31,154 --> 01:18:32,422 We let him in, Andy. 1048 01:18:32,456 --> 01:18:34,024 Why did you let him in, Glenn? 1049 01:18:34,091 --> 01:18:36,026 He used the secret knock, Andy. 1050 01:18:36,126 --> 01:18:39,195 I told you the secret knock was a bad idea! 1051 01:18:39,196 --> 01:18:40,864 - No, you didn't. - Yes, I did! 1052 01:18:40,897 --> 01:18:44,301 I said as soon as you leak it out, it's not a secret anymore! 1053 01:18:44,401 --> 01:18:47,671 No, that's what you said about the secret password, Andy. 1054 01:18:47,771 --> 01:18:49,805 It's the same goddamn thing, Glenn! 1055 01:18:49,806 --> 01:18:51,908 Allright, guys, I get it, I get it. 1056 01:18:51,942 --> 01:18:53,977 Andy, come on, Andy. 1057 01:18:54,911 --> 01:18:56,380 I get it, come on. 1058 01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:02,152 Why don't you step over there behind the desk... 1059 01:19:02,252 --> 01:19:03,653 - Damn it, Glenn!-Andy! 1060 01:19:04,445 --> 01:19:05,495 What's he wearing? 1061 01:19:05,555 --> 01:19:06,790 - What does it look like? 1062 01:19:06,890 --> 01:19:09,025 - It looks like a dress. - No, it's a poncho. 1063 01:19:09,126 --> 01:19:12,062 He's obviously a cowboy, you've never seen a cowboy before? 1064 01:19:15,365 --> 01:19:17,701 So what have you guys got going on here, huh? 1065 01:19:21,805 --> 01:19:23,874 Holy shit! 1066 01:19:24,641 --> 01:19:27,077 An underground black jack club. 1067 01:19:33,583 --> 01:19:34,633 Bang! 1068 01:19:54,404 --> 01:19:56,873 Hey, you look like the good, the bad and the ugly. 1069 01:20:02,679 --> 01:20:04,214 Come here, poncho! 1070 01:20:05,382 --> 01:20:06,583 After him! 1071 01:20:10,253 --> 01:20:11,354 Faster! 1072 01:20:34,177 --> 01:20:35,512 Shit! 1073 01:20:57,033 --> 01:20:58,101 Bang! 1074 01:21:10,981 --> 01:21:14,618 - Glenn! Glenn!-Andy, what? 1075 01:21:15,085 --> 01:21:16,253 What are you doing? 1076 01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:19,489 I'm washing myself, I'm cooling down, I'm hot. 1077 01:21:20,123 --> 01:21:21,992 What happened to your head, you okay? 1078 01:21:22,692 --> 01:21:23,894 I fell down. 1079 01:21:25,028 --> 01:21:26,078 You okay? 1080 01:21:26,263 --> 01:21:28,165 No, I'm not okay, I've got a headache. 1081 01:21:57,027 --> 01:21:58,077 Hey. 1082 01:22:01,364 --> 01:22:05,769 Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! Do you know what we did? 1083 01:22:05,869 --> 01:22:10,307 Listen, Neil, it wasn't supposed to be dangerous, the owner wasn't supposed to be there... 1084 01:22:10,407 --> 01:22:13,844 I never thought for a minute that somebody was gonna shoot at you. 1085 01:22:13,944 --> 01:22:17,381 Holy shit, that was the wildest thing I've ever done in my whole life. 1086 01:22:17,481 --> 01:22:20,283 How many people can say they've done something like that? 1087 01:22:20,384 --> 01:22:22,519 I thought you'd never want to see me again. 1088 01:22:22,619 --> 01:22:23,687 Are you kidding me? 1089 01:22:23,787 --> 01:22:28,091 There was like 20,000 dollars in this bag. 1090 01:22:28,191 --> 01:22:31,528 How long have you been planning this? I mean, this is genius. 1091 01:22:32,629 --> 01:22:36,466 Wait, you know I think that they think it's an inside job. 1092 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:41,004 Because if they do, you should quit right away, no! 1093 01:22:41,104 --> 01:22:46,610 Not right away, you should tell them that you suffer from some kind of post-traumatic stress. 1094 01:22:46,710 --> 01:22:49,046 That way, they won't suspect anything. 1095 01:22:49,346 --> 01:22:50,781 I'm serious, Neil. 1096 01:22:51,148 --> 01:22:54,584 I thought you wouldn't want to have anything to do with me after this. 1097 01:22:54,684 --> 01:22:59,122 We need to find a way to get my car back, good thing you told me to park it up the street. 1098 01:22:59,222 --> 01:23:01,358 I guess I can have Lucien go get it, right? 1099 01:23:01,458 --> 01:23:03,527 What is it? My cut? Is that my cut, baby? 1100 01:23:03,860 --> 01:23:04,961 How does this work? 1101 01:23:05,262 --> 01:23:08,831 I guess you're the brains, I'm the monkey wrench, yeah? 1102 01:23:08,832 --> 01:23:09,900 Yeah? 1103 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:13,737 You know what I hate about all those old detective movies you always watch? 1104 01:23:13,837 --> 01:23:14,838 No, what? 1105 01:23:14,938 --> 01:23:17,441 It's always so obvious the dame was up to no good. 1106 01:23:17,574 --> 01:23:21,144 It always turns out the girl's playing the guy for a sap every time... 1107 01:23:21,812 --> 01:23:24,214 and everybody knows it except for the poor sap. 1108 01:23:24,981 --> 01:23:29,152 No, there are some good movies where the dame turns out to be allright. 1109 01:23:29,252 --> 01:23:31,722 Uh, Key lago for instance. 1110 01:23:32,956 --> 01:23:34,858 You're the nicest guy I've ever met. 1111 01:23:36,059 --> 01:23:37,494 And I'm a terrible person. 1112 01:23:49,740 --> 01:23:56,713 ♪ Out on the wall sounds of banging is constant coming from your head ♪ 1113 01:23:58,648 --> 01:24:05,589 ♪ And desperate the calls came and ringing from those wanna wring your neck ♪ 1114 01:24:05,689 --> 01:24:08,558 ♪ Your neck ♪ 1115 01:24:16,566 --> 01:24:23,473 ♪ Open your mouth sounds of breathing found it spilling from your face ♪ 1116 01:24:25,876 --> 01:24:32,315 ♪ Best to be dim to be humble of traffic stepping on your name ♪ 1117 01:24:34,651 --> 01:24:35,819 ♪ Count on... ♪ 1118 01:24:36,887 --> 01:24:43,827 ♪ Us all falling our own swords tonight ♪ 1119 01:24:52,636 --> 01:24:59,576 ♪ Chilling walk home down the portions roads there leading straight to your place ♪ 1120 01:25:01,378 --> 01:25:08,151 ♪ And look like the tin can with swallows the kitchen plugging up your space ♪ 1121 01:25:10,220 --> 01:25:16,226 ♪ Count on us all stepping on ♪ 1122 01:25:17,027 --> 01:25:20,063 ♪ Our own toes tonight ♪ 1123 01:25:46,723 --> 01:25:49,192 Are you never gonna stop falling for this shit? 1124 01:25:50,394 --> 01:25:53,196 What? 1125 01:25:54,197 --> 01:25:57,401 What? 1126 01:25:58,168 --> 01:26:00,137 What? 1127 01:26:01,338 --> 01:26:05,642 What're you doing to me, Violet? Why are you doing this? 1128 01:26:05,776 --> 01:26:07,611 Why are you like this? 1129 01:26:07,711 --> 01:26:09,012 Because I really like you. 1130 01:26:09,112 --> 01:26:11,615 - Give me a break. -No, I'm crazy about you. 1131 01:26:11,715 --> 01:26:13,350 I believe the first half of that. 1132 01:26:13,450 --> 01:26:15,252 I'm just trying to protect myself. 1133 01:26:15,352 --> 01:26:18,088 - It doesn't make any sense. - It doesn't? 1134 01:26:18,188 --> 01:26:21,958 Let me guess, you've never been in a relationship longer than a year, right? 1135 01:26:22,059 --> 01:26:25,395 - Fifteen months. -Fifteen months before you start to get restless... 1136 01:26:25,495 --> 01:26:30,200 just one year before you started to look at your girlfriend like she's an old comfortable shoe. 1137 01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:32,736 Because she is not... or... 1138 01:26:32,836 --> 01:26:36,573 It's just a matter of time before zip out the door, nice knowing you, right? 1139 01:26:36,673 --> 01:26:41,311 Does it make me crazy, because I never want you to look at me like an old comfortable shoe. 1140 01:26:41,411 --> 01:26:47,417 You're the sweetest, most interesting, most creative guy I've ever met. 1141 01:26:49,986 --> 01:26:52,589 But you're fundamentally screwed up, I mean... 1142 01:26:53,657 --> 01:26:57,127 you've spent half of your life hanging out with fictional characters... 1143 01:26:57,227 --> 01:26:58,929 and what woman can live up to that? 1144 01:27:00,263 --> 01:27:01,331 Oh. 1145 01:27:03,133 --> 01:27:05,302 And I should point out, Neil, that... 1146 01:27:07,704 --> 01:27:12,542 it takes two to tango, I mean, if you are not the most gullible son of a bitch I've ever met... 1147 01:27:12,642 --> 01:27:15,245 I wouldn't feel obliged to do these things to you. 1148 01:27:16,246 --> 01:27:20,016 Give me a break, you're like the baby that never gets tired of peek-a-boo. 1149 01:27:20,183 --> 01:27:22,986 Every time it's like you've never seen this trick before. 1150 01:27:25,489 --> 01:27:30,660 Maybe you're right, maybe I'm some kind of sick, twisted baby but... 1151 01:27:30,827 --> 01:27:33,363 come on, how can this possibly work? 1152 01:27:33,597 --> 01:27:35,165 How can people live like this? 1153 01:27:37,267 --> 01:27:40,771 And how do I know you're not gonna vanish in a couple of days? 1154 01:27:42,939 --> 01:27:45,375 That's easy, just don't let me out your sight. 1155 01:27:47,277 --> 01:27:52,916 I mean how do I know, I'm not gonna end up in a bathtub of ice-water with my liver taking out. 1156 01:27:55,052 --> 01:27:59,122 It's either spending your life wondering whether I'm going to steal your liver... 1157 01:28:00,223 --> 01:28:03,627 or try to find a woman you'll never take for granted, you choose. 1158 01:28:06,196 --> 01:28:08,298 Can a person live without his liver? 1159 01:28:12,069 --> 01:28:14,204 What do I look like, the surgeon general? 1160 01:28:21,778 --> 01:28:22,946 Okay. 1161 01:28:26,817 --> 01:28:29,653 Put some clothes on, you gotta take a ride in the new car. 1162 01:28:30,987 --> 01:28:32,089 Come on! 1163 01:28:37,394 --> 01:28:38,462 Wait, um... 1164 01:28:41,732 --> 01:28:42,782 Neil, come on! 1165 01:28:44,801 --> 01:28:47,037 Hurry, hurry, hurry! Come on! 1166 01:28:48,472 --> 01:28:49,673 - Wow!-Ta-da! 1167 01:28:49,773 --> 01:28:53,777 Ha-ha, you... you spent all that money on a car? 1168 01:28:54,411 --> 01:28:58,115 You think I want to walk around the rest of my life looking like a schmuck? 1169 01:28:58,248 --> 01:28:59,416 Well, I like it. 1170 01:29:00,217 --> 01:29:01,485 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1171 01:29:02,552 --> 01:29:06,823 And I didn't spend all the money not even close, that was a lot of money we stole. 1172 01:29:06,923 --> 01:29:08,024 Hey, I stole. 1173 01:29:08,558 --> 01:29:15,198 Yeah, well, there is enough money left for a week in Vegas. 1174 01:29:15,465 --> 01:29:20,437 Oh, I don't even want to think about the kind of trouble you'll get me into in Vegas. 1175 01:29:20,537 --> 01:29:21,605 Puerto Vallerta? 1176 01:29:21,705 --> 01:29:25,175 No, no, no, Mexican prisons, I've heard stories. 1177 01:29:25,242 --> 01:29:26,443 Mount Rushmore. 1178 01:29:26,543 --> 01:29:29,146 Defacing a national monument five to ten years. 1179 01:29:30,614 --> 01:29:31,915 Graceland. 1180 01:29:32,816 --> 01:29:34,451 Graceland, huh? 1181 01:29:42,659 --> 01:29:44,694 Hey, um, you're gonna let me drive? 1182 01:29:46,220 --> 01:29:47,270 How come? 1183 01:29:47,330 --> 01:29:51,835 I just have this image of you pulling a Thelma & Louise and phew...