This ballgame's in the refrigerator,
The door is closed,
The lights are out
And the butter's getting hard.

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Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
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Every minute, every second,
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Mushrooms, olives, chives,
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Mushrooms, olives, chives,

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Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes,

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Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
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Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olives, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olives, chives,

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
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Advertising causes,
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Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Advertising's got you on the run,
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What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
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Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olives, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olives, chives,

Need therapy, therapy
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.